Happy birthday and welcome to the 30 and over pussy club. We welcome you and hope you’re ready for a wealth of information you may not have had access to prior to this second-tier coming of age. I’m going to tell you the shit you need to hear, mostly vulgar, about your pussy and body and the wonderful (and not so wonderful) changes you may or may not notice as you enter into your 30th year of living life. Disclaimer: I’m not an OB/GYN, medical professional, or anything equivalent to the former, merely a fellow pussy possessor with an aptitude for pussy-related research.

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