Alexa... Play Some Haux Shit
A prepared haux has an appropriate playlist for every occasion. And this haux comes prepared! I’ve got the right songs for every mood. To get you ready for the weekend, sure to be full of 4/20 high sex and stress-induced post-Easter Sunday service hookups, I’ve decided to share some of my faves.
Leave some of your go-to haux tracks in the comments. Put me on. What do you fuck to?
New Playmate
Perfect tracks for your first session…
Imagination - Floetry
Say It - Ne-yo
First Fuck - 6lack & Jhene Aiko
No Looking Back - Syd
So Good - Marsha Ambrosius
Can U Handle It? - Usher
Hate Sex
Songs for fuckin’ somebody you ain’t got no business fuckin’…
Poison - Brent Fiyaz
Is It a Crime - Sade
Bad Habit - Maxwell
Too Deep - dvsn
Caught Out There - Kelis
Insatiable - Prince (If you know me in real life, you know I had to put some Prince on this list!)
Showin’ Off
For when you wanna be the star of the show…
Maniac - Jhene Aiko
Shut It Down - Drake
Terrified - Childish Gambino
All The Time - Jeremih & Lil’ Wayne
Sex With Me - Rihanna
The Panties - Mos Def
DDLG
Put on your onesie, grab your paci, and let daddy take care of you…
Child’s Play - SZA & Chance the Rapper
Papi Pacify - FKA Twigs
6 8 - Gabriel Garzon Montano
La La La - Ari Lennox
Mood - dvsn
Teach Me - Miguel
Impact Play or Bondage
Can you stay in position until the end of the song?
Sucker for Pain - Suicide Squad soundtrack (There are like 40 artists on this song. I can’t remember ‘em all.)
Earned It - The Weeknd
Rope Burn - Janet Jackson
Red Light Special - TLC
Untitled (How Does it Feel) - D’Angelo
Novacane - Frank Ocean
420
Because there’s no such thing as “bad sex” when you’re high…
So High - Doja Cat
High For This - The Weeknd
Turn Your Lights Down Low - Bob Marley & Lauryn Hill
Sativa - Jhene Aiko
Too Fast - Sonder
Tadow - Masego
Just Because
A few of my favorites that fit just about any mood…
What’s It Gonna Be - Busta Rhymes & Janet Jackson
WiFi - DRAM & Erykah Badu
Insane - Eric Benet
Closer - Corinne Bailey Rae
Marathon - Raheem DeVaughn
Any Time, Any Place - Janet Jackson (This one’s GREAT if exhibitionism is your kink!)
Group Play
I don’t know of a lot of songs that speak to this particular kink, but these are GOOD!
3way - Teyana Taylor
Love2Love - Janet Jackson
Me U & Hennessey - Dej Loaf & Lil’ Wayne
Tell me your favorites or hip to something new in the comments.
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Jennifer Eden (@slutofthemonth) is a poet, sex educator, and event curator from Baltimore who recently relocated to Philly to start over. Her work centers her identity as a Black queer femme and highlights the complexities of being a survivor, overcoming mental health hurdles, and healing from family and social traumas. She believes that gender is a social construct, that writing connects us to our ancestors and descendants, and that sex is a lot of fun! She produces burlesque and variety shows with The Haux Hive and loves a good, cheap white wine.